Video Wire: Chris Cuomo: Its OK for Prince Harry to get killed

BY SDH We've said some pretty shitty things in the past and we have no regrets about them. But Good Morning America's Chris Cuomo is a uber Dick Head for his comment about Prince Harry being expendable so that’s why he was allowed to go to Afghanistan because he isn't the heir to the throne. Basically what Cuomo is saying is that, it's OK for Prince Harry to get killed as long as Prince William is safe. OK so admittedly we could care less about the whole prince this queen that crock but wow! Wait why do we care what Chris Cuomo said about Prince Harry? This is kinda odd! Harry wouldn’t even have gotten bitten by a mosquito because he was nowhere near any danger. Your still a dick though Cuomo

Rupert Murdoch on his plans for the Journal, its competitors and what he would have done if he was the Financial Times

-SDH Moments after he officially took control of Dow Jones, Rupert Murdoch did what any other media mogul who owns a cable business network would have done, he stopped by his Fox Business News studios for a sit down with FBN lead anchor Neil Cavuto. In his strong Aussie twang, Rupert speaks of what’s to come for the Wall Street Journal and Dow Jones. Rupe totally forgetful of the fact that with the Thomson-Reuters merger Dow Jones will have to work double time to become a prominent player in financial information says he wants it to be the preeminent source of financial news and information. Asked by Cavuto if he bought a dinosaur Rupert of course did not and does not believe that. We look forward to what’s coming.

Charlie Rose talks up Jann Wenner

Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner took time out to sit and chat with Charlie Rose. In this clip of a more lengthy conversation, Jann talks politics and expects change when the 2008 elections are over, don't we all.

Time Inc CEO Ann moore speaks

In this video Time Inc Chairwoman Ann Moore speaks on everything from Business 2.o to the restructuring of the Fortune Money Group and Time Inc possibly being an independent company.

Magazine Execs, Editors Say Print Isn't Dead. Of course they are going to stick to saying that. If they admit otherwise, they will lose their jobs

Sex and business, the two go hand in hand like coffee and scones... um...OK yeah

At Fox Business no topic is untouchable especially if it is some how tied to well....business. A Fox Business panel discusses how long hours at the office can hurt your sex life. However what they fail to understand is that, late hours at the office usually means "Oh honey I am staying back at the office tonight so I can bang my hot new assistant" So it depends on the situation right? Are long hours at the office hurting or helping your sex life? HURTING IT HELPS MY SEX LIFE IT DEPENDS ON WHAT I'M DOING AT THE OFFICE

It would have been so refreshing to see Carli Fiorina on Fox Business with a new do

With this morning's debut of Fox Business Network, came the debut of former HP CEO and spotlight whore Carli Fiorina and her now trademark butch do. The tired looking Fiorina who is contributor to the new network was ask to weigh in on what former CEO's of major companies are asked to weigh in on... the major company they used to run.

Afternoon Wire: But is AOL's customer service still incompetent

-NEIL YOSHIDA AOL may be moving in a more healthy direction as far as their new strategy. But has their customer service improved since the clip below? Do customer service reps still find it difficult to understand a simple request? For former AOL customer Vincent Ferrari he basically had to talk the rep on the other end of the phone line into canceling his account.

Video Wire: Finally a solution for your scratched DVDs, CDs and/or CD-ROMs

Clean Any Scratched CD Or DVD With Ease!!!! - More bloopers are a click away Wonder what else toothpaste could fix? -NEIL YOSHIDA

Video Wire: When you think about it, Mike Eisner's talk show is really a platform for him to talk about his time at Disney

He just always manages to get "I" in there some how some way.

Video Wire: Walt Mossberg adds his two cents to the whole Viacom Youtube shit hole while schooling us on copyright laws

-SHOMARI HINES Sometimes its good to hear a calming voice explain what needs to be done to prevent copyright wars between media companies. We just wish Walt avoided mentioning the Viacom Youtube thing which is slowly becoming painful for us. But we guess he had to, being that it made for a perfect example for his lesson on copyright and piracy issues. And Walt, you're right, it should not be considered piracy of you download a song and share it with your wife, after all that's what marriage is all about right? Sharing.

Video Wire: Trust us. You can't trust Mel Karmazin

-Neil Yoshida Pleading his case last week on the hill, Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin attempts to convince the government that they can trust him. Hell we can't trust our Government and they can't trust each other, see where we're going with this?

Video Wire: Fox News and guests attack Black America

Is it true? Does Fox News have no love for Black America or are they just saying what's on their mind? Everyone knows Rupert Murdoch is all about the Republican Party and uses his many media vehicles to promote his Republican views, is this one of his many views as well?

Video Wire: A slimmed down Geri Levine chats with Mike Eisner

-Shomari Hines Coming out of hiding, former Time Warner CEO Gerald Levine spoke with former Disney dictator Mike Eisner on what he would change about his days at Time Warner . Jerry sometimes comes over as a man still in regret mode with some decisions he may have made in his personal life during that time. But he claims to now embrace the little things in life and having time to meditate. It's good to see Geri out and about again though. click here to view this clip

Video Wire: Sorry all we heard was Blah Blah Blah, I love to hear myself yap

-Shomari Hines Online Videos by Veoh.com We couldn't take the almost 3 minutes this woman spoke for, so we can only imagine the poor souls who had to sit through the whole thing live. We think we saw the guy in the background rolling his eyes or something. Who knows....Blah Blah Blah she goes.

Eugene Morris: In order for marketers to understand black folks, they have to walk in our shoes

-Shomari Hines Yesterday in Vegas the 4A's Media Conference kicked off with the whose is who in advertising saying their piece on ad practices and ways to better understand minority consumers. However the one that stood out more to us was Eugene Morris, head of E. Morris Communications who basically said advertisers and ad agencies need to do more to understand the African American consumer. He stopped short of saying they should move in with a black family to see how they live. Hmm a white ad exec from DDB moving in with a black family? This is some MTV reality TV shit right here. E. Morris Communications founder Eugene Morris was the moderator for the session labeled "The Business Case for Diversity." But given the vast clear out of the hall as soon as this panel got going, MediaWorks was left to wonder who was left to hear the case. Still, it is an issue the industry better start figuring out, and Morris was quick to tell those in the room they better get a better plan than their current one -- getting multicultural representation within mainstream ad agencies by stealing from African-American and Hispanic shops. "One, that is not going to help the industry, and two, that is not going to help me," he said, because it leaves the industry with no net increase of staffers who aren't white. Day One of the 4A's Media Conference [Adage]

Video Wire: The masked Youtuber takes on Philippe Dogman of Viacom International

You can't get any cornier than this but........ Just watch. Can you say "Time on their hands?"

Video Wire: Julie Chen Moonves was head of CBS for a day back in 06

Les Moonves' continued love of the spotlight reached it's peak back in 2006 when he switched jobs for a day with his very hot wife Julie Chen Moonves. Now we know some of you may have seen and heard about this last year but you know what? We didn't so hear and see it again. See it here

Video Wire: Jeff Zucker's haters really have some time on their hands

**Video Wire is our sporadic feature where we post a video we think is interesting, stupid, crazy or all of the above. It doesn't necessarily have to be related to the media business just worth our time and effort to post it. Was this planted by a loyal Youtube employee, a Jeff Zucker hater or both?

Video Wire: Chubby guy who can't explain what his show is about wants to take on media giant Viacom and lose

Yup more videos. The chubby guy in the video clip above doesn't only use the word "Parody" a gazillion times,he is pissed that Youtube removed his spoof of a Viacom owned show. He is so pissed he is daring Viacom to bring on their lawyers because he loves a good fight, even if he knows he will lose.

Video Wire: Jeff Zucker the family man

Jeff Zucker and his family attended the recent Sundance Film Festival and boy was he a happy camper while being interviewed by Ester Goldberg. Perhaps he knew of some big news around the corner?

Video Wire: Marketing or Fanaticism?

Video Wire is our sporadic feature where we post a video we think is interesting, stupid, crazy or all of the above. It doesn't necessarily have to be related to the media business just worth our time and effort to post it. Was Les "Love Boat" Moonves behind Opie & Anthony's Assault on the Media? Opie & Anthony fans would have popped up in your personal family videos too if they had the chance. The clip above is a collage of the none stop Opie & Anthony-isms while real reporters tried to report real news. You can see some of them even get a little annoyed.

Video Wire: Les Moonves gets in pitchman mode on Slingbox

Video Wire is our daily video feature where we post a video we think is interesting, stupid, crazy or all of the above. It doesn't necessarily have to be related to the media business just worth our time and effort to post it. Les Moonves in his usual smoker tone, explains to those in attendance at the past CES in Vegas why Slingbox is so cool, before calling on someone who could explain it better.

VIDEO WIRE: Netflix intstructions for real dum dummies!

Video Wire is our daily video feature where we post a video we think is interesting, stupid, crazy or all of the above. It doesn't necessarily have to be related to the media business just worth our time and effort to post it. Just in case you are planning to use Netflix's new features on the site and you can't read the self explanatory navigation bar, then this video is for you, because you are clearly a DUM DUM!

Video Wire: We would love to prop the Cube News girl up on her desk, blond wig and all........err......um...wrong....just watch this

Jumping off beat a bit. Are you having issues with loud mouth motherfuckers on your job? Well then this video is for you. Cube girl lends some tips on dealing with the big mouths at the office.

Video Wire: Jeff Zucker, is Jeff Zucker's biggest fan

We just thought this was funny thats all.

Video Wire: They never saw it coming

In the video link below, Youtube founders Steven Chen and a bearded Chad Hurley attempt to explain how their newly launched video sharing website worked and how un-cool it is. You also get a quick glimpse of Youtube's third less talked about founder Jawed Karim who opted to go to college instead of sticking with the site. However we're sure he will pocket some of the $1.6 Billion it sold for. Youtube's early days [Time.com]

Video Wire: The Logo-ization of Viacom

Viacom seems to be a company big on tweaking. Over the years Viacom has tweaked not only it's management team but it's logo and theme music as well. Today, their is no music, and the logo is so simple, you can find the font in the most recent version of Photoshop. Then agains the same goes for other media companies as well. The logo has come along way and the video clip below seems to have captured this transformation over the years.

Video Wire: His ass did him in

Teachers are kinda like celebrities too you know. They have to be careful what they do when not in the classroom, because it will come back to bite them in the ass. A Richmond, Virginia, high school teacher was suspended after students found a clip of him painting with his ass on YouTube: Wonder how much he could get for one of his ass masterpiece? And Now, A Man Painting With His Ass [SCANNER]

Video Wire: If you haven't seen it yet

So we were browsing over at Buzzmachine.com and came across the clip below. This is some funny shit. It's national Lampoon's lost episode of Seinfeld. Man that Kramer is one wack job.

Video Wire: You can buy the cube news girl for $72 Million, funny accent and all

Poor Tom Freston can't spend his Viacom severance in peace. In the clip above the female with her annoying accent appears to put herself up for sale to Freston. However we were thinking a much lower number than the price she quoted.

Video Wire: Sumner is one determined old man

Going back in time a bit, we came across this 50 second clip from Conversations with Michael Eisner and man is Sumner Redstone a firecracker. The man clearly is a control freak and plans to rule the Viacom/CBS empires until he checks out.

Video Wire: Youtubers continue to voice their opinions in creative ways

Youtube viewers are pissed at Viacom for demanding that all unauthorized content be pulled from the site and they aren't afraid t let it be known. But who really has time to miss out on their favorite MTV or Comedy Central show to boycott? However some Youtubers have a more reasonable view of the big media companies: boycotting viacom means boycotting the daily show and colbert report, which are rare among bad television. viacom is a very big corp., and most people don't even know what they own, which is a lot. they're not evil, just pursuing corporate interests. but when corps. get that big they can have a facist-type of effect on the media and distribution. [Youtube]

DealBreaker Media Blitz: Its DealBreaker Friday again with John Carney

DealBreaker's John Carney takes another go round on Wallstrip discussing the week's top business news with the sexy Lindsay Campbell. We can't keep our eyes off of her!

Dealbreaker media blitz

Dealbreaker editor John Carney has been making the media rounds this week. First he made an appearance on CNBC's "On The Money" and now today on the newly launched Wallstrip.com chatting it up with host Lindsay Campbell. The pair discussed recent headline worthy items like Wesley Snipes' tax problems and of course the burned out "GoogTube" Dealbreaker

Youtubers actually feel OK about being eaten by Google

The video below which we came across via our usual stroll over at Dealbreaker.com shows that Youtube users not only welcome Sergey and Larry into their lives but they are optimistic about the great possibilities. YouTubers React to YouTube Purchase [Dealbreaker]

Diddy now obligated to eat junk food from Burger King only

His Diddy-ness being the master of all plugs, kills two birds with one stone by coordinating the announcement of his Burger King sponsorship with snack time.

Video Wire: Finally behind the scenes footage of how Sumner broke the news to Tom Cruise

And we thought it was via a phone call!

And Now: The Top Ten Reasons Tom Cruise Was Canned, according to some guy

We came across this video just minding our business during our usual Youtube surfing. The guy in the video is probably hoping someone in the broadcasting business will see his talents and offer him a job. However we think the glasses, the hair and the messy background, which includes a freshly slept in bed, will kill his chances.

Comcast secretly sticks it to rival Time Warner, or is it just us?

When Time Warner pushed off its high-speed customers on Comcast, they had to find a way to let them know. What better way to do that than the over exaggerated video clip below. One would think that Time Warner's service sucked incredibly based on the dancing, cheering and indirect down talking of Time Warner's service by the overacting actors in the clip.