Lou Dobbs is the shit

If Lou Dobbs were any more full of himself, the tub would overflow. In the autumn resplendence of his telecasting career, Dobbs's self-regard, never meek or slender, has ripened into the pompatus of love. I am Lou, hear me moo, in numbers too big to eschew. It isn't just that the ratings for CNN's starship enterprise Lou Dobbs Tonight have been climbing while those of other cable news shows are being intubated, but that his force of personality and power of persuasion have elevated him to the status of a major public-opinion shaper—a heavy-lumber political slugger. If he were a Robert Ludlum hero, this chapter of his life could be called "The Dobbs Supremacy." Sounds like a good candidate to be Jeff Bewkes's number two at TimeWarner don't ya think? Father Dobbs [VF]

The douche-isms of Bill O'Reilly

We have to admit, we have a love hate thing for gas bag newsman Bill O'Reilly. He sometimes speaks the truth which most of us can't handle. But most times Bill tends to cross the line with his misinformed,ignorant, shallow, and narrow minded comments. By now you know what he said recently about having dinner in Harlem with Al Sharpton so we won't get into it. We do have to admit again that we laughed or asses off because poor Billy knows no better. He can't help it if he was born a super douche.