The Morning's Covers: The Daily News just had to get fucking creative

As if dragging behind the New York Post wasn't enough, the New York Daily News makes an attempt to be funny and/or creative with their shit bag Britney Spears headline. Could this be any more lame? We kinda expected stuff like this from the Post, even though they would have probably came off good. But Rupe's tabloid opted to go with a simple straight to the point headline related to the Britney Kevin split. Again, this is why the Post is holds the bragging rights, not that they're perfect. [NYDN] [NYP]

THE MORNING'S COVERS: The post wins this round

We bet the media's latest celeb the alleged killer of JonBenet, isn't enjoying his sudden fame like the media is! Anyway both the Post and the Daily News went head to head with the same pic but different headlines. The Daily News' headline (above) doesn't really put a chuckle in our morning. We could care less about what this guy had for dinner on the plane. But the NY Post puts more than a chuckle in our morning with their headline. Not only did they tie in a free promo for Sam Jackson's new movie but it's brilliant, and doesn't it just fit?? [NYDN] [NYP]

WIRE REWIND<< We're totally sucking Dick & Jeff off lovely

And now the days recap: If Dick Parsons does run for Mayor, his real campaign logo would probably be Time Warner blue [Mo Dick Mo Dick Mo Dick] Come on, we're sure we aren't the first ones to notice that Les Moonves and Bill Ritter could be brothers from another mother [Separated by networks, job titles and salary] We totally kinda predicted the mornings front page news [We told ya so. Then again is anyone surprised] Do we love Judy McGrath or what? [Today In Judy For President] Carl Icahn could be the one pushing Dick out the door [Because He-Cahn] Seriously, where the fuck is Geri Levine? [MISSING OLD GUY ALERT] A slime ball to the rescue [The alleged slime ball killer who may have saved the Cable News Nets] Dick Parsons is very Mayor-esk [Hey you know what? Dick Parsons is very Mayorly] The segregation of CBS Evening News viewers is coming [CBS News wants to segregate it's Evening News viewers] The do's and the dont's for Jeff and Peggy [Jeff and Peggy on their way to super media eliteness]

THE MORNING'S COVERS: We told ya so. Then again is anyone surprised

Yesterday when the news broke that a suspect was arrested in the decade old JonBenet Ramsey murder we predicted that the story would dominate the morning's covers. Then again if we see someone drinking bottles of Jack Daniel back to back, isn't predicting the person will get drunk cheating, being that it is clear what the end result will be from consuming gallons of alcohol? Did we lose you?

The Morning's Covers: Daily News has special report, The Post has special edition.

Get your special report and special editions from the NY Daily News and Post. While the Daily News keeps it casual and calm and puts a face (one of many) to the recent terror plot,The Post screams at us with their 3 layer headline. [NYDN] [NYP]

The Morning's Covers: The Post seems to be beating the heat

The folks at the NY Post must wear special air conditioned clothing in addition to working in an air conditioned office because unlike the Daily News they could care less about the deadly heat wave melting the tar on our streets. Instead they remind us that Bin Laden reign will continue even if he is captured and/or killed. The Daily News' front page is funny and fully represents what New Yorkers have been facing for almost a week. [NYDN] [NYP]

The Morning's Covers: The two faces of Christie Brinkley

Our favorite New York tabloids report on Christie Brinkley in before and after articles and photos. While the post has flix of Christie broken and sad, the Daily News shows a smiling Christie apparently getting over the recent sleezfest she faced. We also liked the Daily News' headline on Cuban dictator Fidel Castro or should we say "Gastro" (LOL) [NYDN] [NYP]

The morning's covers: Finally a spot of happy news...We think

This weeks daily covers were plastered with images of a murderer until this morning when the murder made room for another on the cover of The New York Post, some kind of miracle in space and SJP. On the cover of the Daily News the murderer moved over a bit to make room for John Gotti Jr. to run and some woman with a huge smile,but who can blame her. She scratched her way to $1 million. [NYDN] [NYP]

The morning's covers: One funeral, a perv and the obsessed

We were down and out all day yesterday due to technical issues that we know nothing about. So we had to wait for our hosting company to fix the problem and now here we are, a whole day missed but no love lost. Anyway as we move along. The morning's covers just can't be ignored. The Daily News of course comes of with the better picture of the Corretta King funeral, crisp and clean. But it's the headline below that really got us reading. The Post........Well as usual the picture raw and not as dramatic as the Daily News' but we have to give them the 'Hell Yeah' on their headline. Oh yeah Angelina Jolie gracing the cover of the first issue of the Post's Page Six mag debuting tomorrow for an already gossip obsessed MTA ridership helps as well. [NYDN] [NYP]

The morning's covers

Both the New York Post and Daily News ran at the recent shooting involving rapper Busta Rhymes' bodyguard who was killed. But the Post' headline annoyed the shit out of us. Who comes up with these things? Oh yeah the NYDN made it clear that the murder happened at a 'RAP' studio. [NYDN] [NYP]

The morning's covers: Drama filled

This morning's covers speak loud with dramatic and bold headlines. However both the New York Post and Daily News added a little something extra for the fashionistas and gossip fiends. [NYDN] [NYP] [ND]

The Morning's front pages

Though both the Daily News and Post have tributes to the late Coretta Scott King, only the Daily News thought she was worth the front page. The Post opted for a story on Mayor Bloomberg's gal pal losing her shot a job she has had her eye on. However we loved the Post's State of The Union related headline better! [NYP] [NYDN]