David Pecker sure knows how to point fingers, but he should be standing in front of a mirror when he does it

American Media (AMI) CEO David Pecker will do anything to push the attention off of him and his senior management team. The tabloid boss is said to have ripped AMI Editorial Director Bonnie Fuller a new one after seeing the recent cover of Men's Fitness which carried an overly enhanced image of tennis star Andy Roddick. Pecker is said to have told Fuller she is responsible because she should have caught it before it went to press. You know what. Men’s Fitness didn't do what other magazines aren't doing. So they may have gotten carried away with the size of Andy Roddick's arms but that's not really the big deal here now is it? Pecker's real anger is due to AMI’s in the toilet numbers and this is his attempt to some how throw the blame on Bonnie Fuller for the company's constant lousy quarterly reports. Bonnie, you should get out while the getting is good and let the captain go down with that sinking ship. BONNIE BASHED OVER ARM JOB [NYP]

Note to American Media Inc Board: FIRE DAVID PECKER AND HIS LOYALISTS

It may be easier said than done, but a change at the top of tabloid giant American Media Inc is well overdue and we think a lot of people feel the same way. Do we really need to get into specifics here? AMI CEO David Pecker has been doing what we think is a poor job of running the company. They have repeatedly missed financial deadlines and sales are dropping at newsstands. Now on top of that sloppy pile of you know what, the SEC is looking into the company's operations. We think if AMI were to be washed clean of all it's stains and bad smells, the company could bounce back bigger and better. Here are a few things the AMI board needs to do and/or consider: Replace Current CEO Dave Pecker with someone from the outside Boot CFO Jack Craven and President/COO John J. Miller Boot Bonnie Fuller and her loyalists Look into changing the company name Seek a fresh cash injection from investors, to spend on rolling out a firm digital push and cleaning up some debt Sell or fold under performing titles. AMI IN SEC PROBE [NYP] EARLIER: What will it take for the AMI board to fire David Pecker?

Is Bonnie Fuller seeing the writing on the wall?

-Neil Yoshida According to Keith Kelly's Media Ink, Bonnie Fuller is on shaky grounds at American Media Inc and she knows it. According to Kelly, insiders claim that Fuller has been sending out feelers to Hachette Filipacchi and AOL's mega gossip site TMZ.com. Now we don't know what Fuller thinks she could bring to the table at TMZ being that they seem to have their shit together, but we can see her squeezing in somewhere at Hachette. As always we are very concerned for people who may be headed for the unemployment line so we came up with a few more places Bonnie should probably send her resume to. PerezHilton.com PopSugar.com Hiphop Weekly Atoosa.com Radar Dead Horse Media Or she can always go the entrepreneural rout and launch her own thing. RUMOR MILL HAS STAR EXECUTIVE EYEING WEB, TV [NYP]

Bonnie Fuller's Dirt on Dirt

IF Bonnie Fuller would have opted to stay quiet about "Dirt" the new show on FX staring Courtney Cox about a no limits gossip magazine editor, we wouldn't even have thought that the show's Character is probably based on her. But we think Bonnie wanted to put that spin on it though. Perhaps in an attempt to get her own "The Devil Wears Prada" status. "If you don't believe me," said Fuller, "compare our offices." The show's depiction of life at the tabs is in fact nothing like the day-to-day realities in her office. In "Dirt," Lucy works in a stylishly decorated headquarters. She attends glamorous Hollywood parties and chats with celebrities one-on-one in her office. 'Dirt' is pure fiction maybe, but then again so is most of the shit you print, right? BONNIE: 'DIRT' IS PURE FICTION [NYP]