Funkybrownchickisms: When our DSL fucks up we just call our service provider and breath really hard on the phone

-Shomari Hines **Funkybrownchickisms is a sporadic feature that just happened on its own. Sometimes its not media related but we can all sometimes relate to her frustrations, likes and dislikes. Not having Internet connection is like being locked in a cold dark hole away from the world and life as we all know it today. Can you imagine a week without Internet connection........wait take a minute to think about that..........................finished OK. No No, you don't have to tell us what your answer is because we already know, you would ended up in a mental institution or cyber rehab or something. We remember a few months ago when our Internet connection was down for half a day, and all the Starbucks coffee could not offset the fact that we were disconnected from the world. We've all called the customer service department of our service providers only to be bullshitted and talked down to. The Funkybrownchick vents, and shares with us the hell she went through when her Internet service went down and how the whole "customer is always right" policy seems to have went down the toilet. Everyone has their breaking point. And, I know that I've clearly reached mine as I walk along 45th street near Lexington Avenue screaming into my phone, "THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! I'M GONNA REACH THROUGH THIS FUCKING PHONE AND FUCKING KILL SOMEONE!!!" The Customer Wants to Kick Your Ass [FBC]