Are you a Mega Millions Jackpot Winner? If so hide from the media

-Shomari Hines So far the media is reporting there are two winning tickets for yesterday's Mega Millions Jackpot. Our advise to the winners, hide from the media, because they will ruin your lives. Take your money and go underground. Do no interviews on the Today Show or American Morning, or any other shows for that matter. This was the mistake Jack Whitaker made when he won a $315 Million powerball jackpot a few years ago. The man was on TRL, and every other major cable and television show he could roll his self on to. Now look where he is today. His granddaughter is dead after an overdose and he is claiming to be broke after falling victim to strippers, booze, gambling and fraud. Print a picture of this guy and keep it on you at all times to remind you of what will happen if you act stupid.