A Village Voice Musto So So

Village Voicer Michael Musto will do the cliche and release a book this week for Village Voice-ans who got it before but can't get enough of his crazy Columns. "La Dolce Musto" is packed with comments and private conversations between Musto and well known individuals. Among the "Best of Musto" lineup: James Woods described Lynn Hirschberg, who once wrote an unflattering profile of him, as "a degenerate, scum-sucking pig. A [bleep]ing pile of unmitigated pus ripped from the [bleep] of a dead dog. " Bijou Phillips once told Musto: "I lost my virginity to [Lemonhead singer] Evan Dando. Now he's terrified of me. He thinks I'm gonna call the police on him because he slept with an underage girl." CELEB ANTICS A MUSTO READ [PageSIX]