CNN finally answers the question we all have been asking

CNN Prexy Jon Klein said that he feels confident that we will still be at war come the year 2014, killing the hopes and dreams of troops wanting to come home for good. CNN officials announced that they will be carrying the popular news show This Week At War through the 2014 season. "We're confident that we'll have at least eight full seasons worth of material for this property," said CNN President Jonathan Klein during the dedication of the new 11-story TWAW news headquarters in Kuwait City. "And believe me, we're going to be going in some surprising new directions. A premise like this can go on for a generation." The Bush Administration can relax now that CNN has confirmed what they have delayed doing. CNN Renews This Week At War For Next Eight Seasons [The Onion]