Headline screenshot of the day: Killing an elephant's elephanthood

Walt Disney World's Animal Kingdom has a head veterinarian and he is proposing vasectomies to control the elephant population in Africa, rather than killing. But either way the poor bastards are dead. We didn't even know Disney employs a head veterinarian. When we saw the headline below we literally felt a not so pleasant sensation down there. "I think that obviously everybody would agree that culling has caused a lot of social issues with the elephants," Stetter said from the Disney theme park in Lake Buena Vista, Fla. "Part of our hope is that there will be less culling in the years ahead if we are able to use this tool." There probably will be less fucking too! Disney vet urges elephant vasectomies [CV]