WIRE REWIND<< We're totally sucking Dick & Jeff off lovely

And now the days recap: If Dick Parsons does run for Mayor, his real campaign logo would probably be Time Warner blue [Mo Dick Mo Dick Mo Dick] Come on, we're sure we aren't the first ones to notice that Les Moonves and Bill Ritter could be brothers from another mother [Separated by networks, job titles and salary] We totally kinda predicted the mornings front page news [We told ya so. Then again is anyone surprised] Do we love Judy McGrath or what? [Today In Judy For President] Carl Icahn could be the one pushing Dick out the door [Because He-Cahn] Seriously, where the fuck is Geri Levine? [MISSING OLD GUY ALERT] A slime ball to the rescue [The alleged slime ball killer who may have saved the Cable News Nets] Dick Parsons is very Mayor-esk [Hey you know what? Dick Parsons is very Mayorly] The segregation of CBS Evening News viewers is coming [CBS News wants to segregate it's Evening News viewers] The do's and the dont's for Jeff and Peggy [Jeff and Peggy on their way to super media eliteness]