Andrea Schwartz could be the answer to TimeWarner's stock woes

After hours of research we came to the conclusion that in order for Time Warner to see a huge jump in their current stock price, they should consider putting CFO's Wayne Pace's hooker on TW's payroll. Why you ask? Just think about it. If she is on TW payroll with an office at TW HQ she would be on call for any TW exec who feels the need to let off stress. By letting off this stress TW execs can think clearer and come up with ways to one-up competitors. More importantly they will be able to see clearer on what to do with the AOL division. We know we know brilliant............Yeah we thought so too.