Overheard in our heads: A conversation between Les Moonves and Tom Freston

Don't know why, but this just popped into our heads. We think this may be a typical conversation between Les Moonves and Tom Freston. Yeah we know..............CRAZY!!! Les Moonves to underling: Anything new about me on the blog networks today? Underling: Yes there is Les: Well did you print them out for me to read on my way home Underling: Oh yeah I will do that for you now Les: Oh and could you get Tom Freston on the phone for me please Underling: (looking at his phone on his desk) OOOK! (Phone rings) Les: Hey Tom Tom: Who is this? Les: Its Les Tom: (pause) What can I do for you Les Les: Did you read that I increased our quarterly dividend today. Tom: Oh yeah......good for you Les Les: Yeah man. So what are your plans for your shareholders? Tom: Um can I call you back........Sumner just walked in. that's all we could get out right now.