Question of the day: Where in the world is Geri Levine?

Former AOL Time Warner boss Geri Levine has gone underground. Last we heard he was putting his time into some spa retreat business out on the West Coast. The last time we saw him he shaved the mustache and lost a lot of weight which really didn’t look too healthy on him but the man wanted a whole new life after being front and center during the worst business disaster ever in U.S. history. Wait, Enron probably topped it. Geri left a life of being part of Manhattan’s media elite for sun and potential earth quakes in California. We vaguely remember reading an article on him in a magazine after he defected and he seemed happy. But we have to say he has fallen off the face of the earth in a way that no one has. We haven’t come across any recent articles even mentioning his name. And if an article does mention his name, it’s not him it’s some other Geri Levine guy. The award for best disappearing act goes to Gerald Levine. We wonder if Dick Parsons still talks to the guy from time to time. You know something like this would have worked for Mike Eisner.