Eisner Watch: Wait....... no one is watching

So poor Mike Eisner can't catch a break from viewers with his new lame duck show. Maybe its the dam stage decor it's pretty dull looking. Well one things for sure with only 95,000 eyes tuned in on debut night, CNBC will do what it did with past lame duck shows. Seriously now come on. After stepping down from one of the biggest media companies the first thing you decide to do is go host your own show to interview people you probably fucked over during your power days. Normal former media honchos would have taken another job with a smaller media company or started one of their own. Some like former Vivendi Universal CEO Jean-Marie Messier simply vanished. (Speaking of which we need to find out what he has been up to for the past few years. Last we heard he opened an investment company called Messier Partners or something like that.) But anyway, our message to you Mr. Eisner even though we know there is no chance in hell you will ever read this but hey its worth a shot. Maybe someone who knows someone who knows you will tell you about our suggestions we are about to make. Here it is: We think you should call it quits with your little talk show, even though we are sure Jeff Zucker did that as soon as he woke up this morning via a black berry message. Take some time off enjoy your money and live a little. When the time is right, either launch a little company advising media companies or hey you can always start a blog. We for one would love to hear what you have to say daily!! Or you can buy a few Knight Ridder newspapers like the ones McClatchy Co. is unloading and start from there. We don't know we're just trying to save you from embarrassment even though we are a little too late for that.