The week in covers: There is a boy crisis, Steve Jobs is in the mouse house and who hasn't purchased a new ride from Bill Ford?

Newsweek: Our boys are kinetic, maddening and failing at school. Now educators are trying new ways to help them succeed. We have way to help them succeed.............stop making new fucking video games everyday. And force them to think about their ugly math teacher instead of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and the Olsen twins [NW] BusinessWeek: Of course the man who was part of a major deal announcement this week would be featured on the cover of BusinessWeek. Steve Jobs sold his mega animation house Pixar to Disney and now sits very fucking pretty on the board of directors. Sorry Les Moonves your deal was nothing worthy of a cover story. But we are predicting a future cover story that will read "IGER OUT AT DISNEY" [BW] Time: Time magazine asks "Would you buy a new car from Bill Ford" But we ask, haven't millions of us already purchased cars and/or trucks from this man? Wait is there something we should know? [Time]